HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON OMG
you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?
fucking FAKE POCKETS
THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason